Lucy and I picked up Oscar from school. We were talking about his day, casually. He said they were learning about symbols of America. He said, “J____ got sent to Suzy’s class today.” Suzy is the other Kindergarten teacher. I asked why. “Because she said the American Flag is pinned to my wiener”. I had to pull over to get that written down correctly. I was trying to keep a straight face. “Ruth said that’s inappropriate.”